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a conversation I saw at Taco Bell

young son crying: I wish I had a burrito
the mom pointing at the kid's burrito: son that is a burrito

Whenever I’m sad I just look at pictures of cats that are relaxed
So much better now….

me: hoe don’t do it
me: [stays up late]
me the next morning: oh my god

i am so, deprived of affection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kiss me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my god!!!